tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-195648772011-07-13T19:27:18.595-07:00The Wisdom/Crap The F5 2005 Teachers Has Imparted Throughout The Years and Then Some...The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.comBlogger131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1138514040454325542006-01-28T21:52:00.000-08:002006-01-28T21:54:00.463-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/1600/lodgediaryfront.1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/400/lodgediaryfront.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a> I didn't do it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113851404045432554?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1138260857094643522006-01-25T23:24:00.000-08:002006-01-25T23:34:17.096-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/1600/Image%28335%29.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/320/Image%28335%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a> Paul has a serious leakage problem...<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/1600/Picture%2815%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/320/Picture%2815%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a> Eeeeeeee! Paul pee!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/1600/Image%28292%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/320/Image%28292%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a> Don't worry Albert, it won't squirt your face...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113826085709464352?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1138251488592276742006-01-25T19:08:00.000-08:002006-01-25T23:22:11.170-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/1600/bryantalbres.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/400/bryantalbres.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />The resemblance is uncanny...<br />Bryant, i'm innocent. [note the signature...]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113825148859227674?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1138018363752423152006-01-23T03:29:00.000-08:002006-01-25T08:21:28.740-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/1600/Dato%27%20Teo%20Chang%20Kok.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7566/1938/200/Dato%27%20Teo%20Chang%20Kok.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Due to <span style="font-style: italic;">overwhelming </span>demand from <a href="http://oimikado.blogspot.com">Albert</a>, the facts of 5c 2005 shall be leaked....=)<br /><br />Did u know...<br /><<--------linus looks like dato' teo chiang kok<br /><br /> -govin likes sandra<br /><br /> -govin camouflages in the lecture theatre<br /><br /> -benjamin chai is the only person in class with colour pencils<br /><br /> -Gabriel was reportedly seen squeezing and scratching his tits when staring at a maid during chem but he proudly redeemed his pride by claiming that he was actually staring at his dad...<br /><br /> -Carol is the most 'laku' girl in class[which is later proved by erich jeffrey and rodney]<br /><br /> -Albert sharted in class [shit+fart=shart]<br /><br /> -Jeffrey visits the toilet before school starts every morning -Jeffrey shits in school every morning<br /><br /> -Jeffrey and erich had a wecome back haircut for carol when she returned from melbourne<br /><br /> -Paul claims he is a cute hamster...[seriously.]<br /><br /> -Madam Voon likes Ian...<br /><br /> -Albert's first touching movie is Pokemon:The Movie<br /><br /> -After studying mandarin for 7 years, Paul doesn't know how to write his chinese name<br /><br /> -Somehow somewhere during willie liew's tuition, willie liew mentioned the term 'blonde handsome guy'.<br /> Then....<br /> -me:neh,blonde handsome guy!<br /> *points at jeff*<br /> jeff:but i'm not blonde...-_-'<br /><br /> -Albert has 10% more fat than rodney<br /><br /> -Shusheel Kaur is the only indian that joshua likes <br /><br />-Paul don't have pencil-box<br /><br /> -Govin admits he has pms on the 26th of each month.<br /><br /> -Clarence has the horniest smile in class<br /><br /> Credits:<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://kelvinpwf.blogspot.com">Kelvin</a><br />Blame:<a href="http://oimikado.blogspot.com">Albert</a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><a href="http://kelvinpwf.blogspot.com"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113801836375242315?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1138012149112392732006-01-23T02:27:00.000-08:002006-01-23T02:31:48.836-08:00No more school so no more quotes to add...<br />Sad.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113801214911239273?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1133709856835573252005-12-04T07:22:00.001-08:002005-12-10T07:00:55.380-08:001) I do not doubt that all of you did not study.<br /><br />2)If you don't have space to write, at least write it down...(??!!)<br /><br />3)Takde!<br /><br />4)Wa beh chai!(hokkien:i don't know)<br /><br />5)*Hokkien ramblings*<br /><br />6)Nanti aku cekkiiiiiiiiik kamu!<br /><br />7)Joshua!!<br /><br />8)...scribble damn fast on board and draw a <span style="font-weight:bold;">BIGGG</span> underline below the word then walk slowly with some kind of gesture and then replaces the marker cover and clicks it with <span style="font-style:italic;">Effort</span><br /><br />*any left out quotes pls drop it at comment box.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113370985683557325?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1133709733939006842005-12-04T07:19:00.001-08:002005-12-13T06:13:41.276-08:001) Dialogue:<br /> Rusydie: Cikgu, i understand what you're teaching but i don't know how to do...<br /> Anita: Then do!(??)<br /><br />2)Amoi...<br /><br />3)Okay budak-budak...<br /><br />*Any famous/popular/funny quotes, pls leave it at comment box.thnx.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113370973393900684?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1133709457874795672005-12-04T07:10:00.000-08:002005-12-04T07:19:30.930-08:00*If you don't get any of the 'jokes', its ok...we don get it too.<br />*Rated 'R' for hazardous to health, cheap jokes.<br /><br />1)Is it Winnie The Poo Poo? The Pooting?<br /><br />2)Foo!<br /><br />3)Its not cheap joke, its complicated joke.<br /><br />4)*Joshua singing aloud*<br /> Linus: Wah, joshua, u are jay chou is it?<br /> Someone: No cikgu, John is jay chou!<br /> Linus: If John is jay chou, what is joshua? Chou Jay?(starts laughing to himself)<br /><br />Fact:Linus has a non-related twin...Dato' Teo Chiang Kok.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113370945787479567?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1133708766550659532005-12-04T07:05:00.000-08:002005-12-04T19:34:17.050-08:001)Basically...<br /><br />2)Perhaps...<br /><br />3)At the end of the day...<br /><br />4)Basically, you just...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113370876655065953?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1133708688038543452005-12-04T07:02:00.000-08:002005-12-04T07:04:48.036-08:001)We are nice people, its just that you bring out the evil in us!<br /><br />2)Come on!<br /><br />3)Whatever...<br /><br />4)*nags...nags...nags...do you think i like to nag?...*continues nagging.....*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113370868803854345?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1133708511124355262005-12-04T06:46:00.000-08:002005-12-08T19:31:45.616-08:00Fact: Govin has a thing for Sandra...LOL<br /><br />1)(comes into class) UP!<br /><br />2)If u want something u get something!<br /><br />3)If your forecast get a B, u don't ask me why...<br /><br />4)The ever-famous 'Do you want to sign the form?!'<br /><br />5)Ok, put away all the other business, concentrate on moral business!<br /><br />6)Money is to spend, don't keep in the bank! (which happens to contradict to mong's #6)<br /><br />7)Eh, the boys at the back there, don't do some other monkey business!<br /><br />8)Ok, today we do something.<br /><br />9)Your answer...is what u think is your answer.<br /><br />10)(trying to get the class's attention)<br /> Excuse me, I'm the class!<br /><br />11)The choice is your hand!<br /><br />12)If you think same u write same!<br /><br />13)Ok,very funny, haha...<br /><br />14)That is a very bad pussycat attitude...<br /><br />15)End your time in lodge with happyning.<br /><br />16)Len, don't think so much...<br /> *Len is Leonard<br /><br />17)If you cheat me, you cheat myself!<br /><br />18)Govin looks over at Joshua's desk...<br /> Govin: Hey, what you people doing there?<br /> Someone: Nothing, cikgu! Just playing chess...<br /> Govin: That is not allowed to play!<br /><br />19)Govin points over at Diana's place...<br /> Govin: Where is this girl go?<br /> Serena: She is sick...<br /> Govin: Uh-oh...<br /><br />20)He no thing for u...u have the thing for him<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113370851112435526?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1133707493689900692005-12-04T06:28:00.000-08:002006-01-26T21:25:15.003-08:001) Don't waste time! Didn't u know that wasting time is a sin?!<br /><br />2)Wasting energy is a sin too!(wonder why he teach pe then...)<br /><br />3)When u hold the stick(baton) like that, u are neither in hell or heaven!<br /><br />4)A man can never hold 2 batons!(he was holding 2 batons...)<br /><br />5)Don't hold the stick like that! It is not a million dollar!<br /><br />6)If it is a million dollar, i will run and keep it in the bank!<br /><br />7)Don;t run so fast, u're not catching the MAS flight!<br /><br />8)Siap Tiga Bantal!<br /><br />9)Run like hell!<br /><br />10)If u r not a prefect, sit down or sit down!<br /><br />11)I feel very disappointing...<br /><br />12)Check for crack! (when some ppl land on the cement during triple jump)<br /><br />13)Where's your team? i bet my bottom dollar...<br /><br />14)To get 50 marks, anyone can do it, any Tom,Dick and Harry can do it, any Abdullah,Jason and Ahmad can do it...<br /><br />15)(when some unnamed ppl passes him a doctors cert..)<br /> You look at me you get sick, i look at u i get vomit!<br /><br />16)The soft ball is slightly very much softer than the hockey ball<br /><br />17)Dialogue:<br /> Mong: Rusydie, u should eat bacon and eggs for breakfast!<br /> Someone: But cikgu, rusydie is malay, he cannot eat bacon,its pork...<br /> Mong: Then he can eat bacon and ham then! (????????)<br /><br />18)Sila balik kampung, tanam jagung you're out!<br /><br />19)So don't beware!<br /><br />20)Balik kampung tanam jagung!<br /><br />21)Sayang, mana kamu pergi sayang...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113370749368990069?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19564877.post-1133698901104141312005-12-04T04:17:00.000-08:002005-12-04T07:08:14.793-08:00so...this blog here...just to remind us of how much shit our teachers or classmates have said throughout the years...so yea, enjoy<br /><br />*quotes dat are posted are mostly heard in 5c 2005 so leave a quote which is unposted in the comment box.thnx =)<br /><br />*oh and if any of the quotes don make sense esp.mongs and govins...well, lets just say dat i didnt type wrongly...lol<br /><br />bottom line...yes cikgus, we have been paying attention<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19564877-113369890110414131?l=lodgediary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Lodge Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00027646625541781031noreply@blogger.com4